This conversation happened between my co-teacher and a student who was trying to leave my reading class. *edited for a PG rating
Teacher- "Why are you always so antsy at this time of the day?"
Student- "I'm not antsy, I just want to go home."
Teacher- "I'm going to ask you a serious question. Seems like the pot you smoke in the morning wears off everyday at about this time, is that true?"
Student- "Who told you I smoke in the morning?
Teacher- "Well do you?"
Student- "Yes, not as much as I want to though."
That's the extent of the conversation I heard.... I never thought I'd be able to read a book out loud while simultaneously ease dropping on a conversation happening across the room. Oh the skills I'm learning from this job.